Nani is targeting the Ballon d’Or after emerging from Ronalod’s shadow. All he needs now is a rope to hang the trophy by and a crossbow.
Terry says he is confident that Chelsea is over their form slump. Russian vodka hasn’t lost its magic yet.
Dzeko’s move to City is going to cost the blues a whopping 38million pounds. Sheikh Mansour’s
son will have to do without his pocket money for a week.
Michael Owen claims he is ready and match-fit. Tall claim coming from somebody who is capable of picking up injuries while on the bench.
Liverpool welcome fit again Gerrard with open arms. Now they are waiting for Santa to bring them excuses when they lose next.
Balotelli is the first name on Guardian’s worst team award of the year list. Rumours claim that the Sheikh splurged as soon he heard the word ‘award’.
Alan Pardew insists he has no intention of selling his rogue midfielder Joey Barton. The Newcastle Police are taking him for free.
Nicklas Bendtner has been told there is no chance of him joining Lazio. Arsene Wenger was dejected by it and called it an act of typical Italian betrayal.
