Birmingham striker Jerome wants his club to splash cash during the transfer market. Considering his form, they do need a replacement.
Roberto Carlos says Roma striker Adriano could still make Corinthians move. With the weight he has put on, he can move pretty much anything.
Real Madrid want Las Palmas star Viera - plus two teammates. Why don’t they just bid for the club as a whole and save the trouble?
Manchester City want Milan veteran Pirlo. News of the World claims that the next on their list is the British Museum.
Cole fires an air rifle during training. Balotelli throws a dart at a youth team player. Rooney, I hear, was seen pushing a cannon to Carrington last evening.
Dawson keen to use Spurs experience to strengthen grip on England spot. Yes of course. The bench is one place where England lacks in depth.
Brazilian Rogerio Ceni became the first ever goalkeeper in world football to score 100 goals. Abrahamovic now wants to sign him to replace the misfiring Torres.
