Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Football, bloody hell - part 4



Usain Bolt dumps Manchester United for new favourites Real Madrid. He is as fast with changing his loyalties as he is on the track.

Peter Crouch was selected to be part of the England squad that played Croatia. Capello sure is taking England to a ‘higher’ level.

Wenger hails Balotelli as one of the finest prospects in football. Can someone please tell him that the transfer window has shut.

Gael Clichy believes that harmony is back at Arsenal. Now probably harmony will play center forward to fill the hole left by Adebayor.

Butt key to Owen winning Manchester United move. I knew it was definitely not his form.

Arsenal go for Atletico Madrid whiz Keko. A couple of Gunners’ scouts were spotted waiting at the gates of his kindergarten.

Inter Milan boss Mourinho quietly seething over Balotelli red. Quiet? I thought it would take nothing less than death to get the Special One’s mouth shut.

Ince thinks that Sol Campbell left Notts County in hot soup. I hope it wasn’t as hot as the one Incey left Blackburn in.

Fabio Capello admits he has always dreamt of the England team. Now that should put a lock on the dressing room shower door.


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