Alan Smith is moving to Stoke City. Not as if they needed more thugs. Maybe, the next one in is Joey Barton.
Newcastle United have been put up on eBay for sale according to believable reports. Now Mike Ashley will receive eggs in his inbox.
There are also rumours that the Stoke Management are in discussions with Hulk Hogan and Jack the Ripper.
Manchester City want Carlos Tevez. So what? I want Gisele Bundchen.
Matthew Upson wants to play in Europe to better his options with the National Side. He could probably move to Bulgaria and make himself useful to CSKA Sofia.
Kaka claims to have left Milan in order to help the Italian club during the time of the credit crunch. Maybe he should have just stayed and taken a cut on his multi-million pound wages.
Ancellotti’s temper is worse than Ferguson’s and hence he is a better manager, claims a Chelsea insider. If that was the criterion, should they not have appointed Dennis Wise?
Stoke City are apparently chasing the Manchester City ‘Hitman’ Ched Evans. I hope they did not take the term ‘Hitman’ too literally.
Barcelona FC goes around by the motto – ‘more than a club’. But by the number of names on Florentino’s shopping list, the motto would suit Real Madrid better.
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