Thursday, June 18, 2009

Football, bloody hell! - 2



Uli Hoeness wants 87 million for Ribery. Is a stand at the Allianz Arena also part of the deal??

Javier Mascherano’s wife wants him to walk out on Liverpool for better weather. Two words for you Javier – “David Beckham.”

Phillip Senderos wants to make his loan deal to Milan a permanent one. A welcome boost for Arsenal’s ailing defence.

Barcelona must find £45M for Liverpool's Mascherano. All they have to do is sell their youth team striker to Manchester City.

If firing six past Andorra makes England favourites in South Africa, Australia should be given the FIFA trophy to keep for at least 16 years for their 34-0 rout of American Samoa.

Alex Ferguson has lined up Ashley Young to replace Cristiano Ronaldo. That should address the problems in the wing… for the opposition that is.

Man City is willing to commit £320,000-a-week on Eto'o wages. Now he can fulfill his childhood dream and buy the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Bacary Sagna wants to join Real Madrid. A small task of turning Sergio Ramos into stone remains.

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